P. Terry's

This California in Austin drive thru scores right away with a hot chick in line in front of us, always a good sign of a top quality burger joint. BurgerMatt ordered first, going with the double cheeseburger combo with Dr. Pepper. Fried Ed, having already made his selection in his mind before he heard BurgerMatt's order, went with the double cheeseburger combo with Dr. Pepper.

P. Terry's has a nice little patio, a definite upgrade from the curb Fried Ed sat on for his last visit. Often times this patio has lonely attractive women who drive BMW's enjoying their burger with a Chronicle. However, frequently idiotic dudes sit down and debate burger joints rather than ask her to read them their horoscope from the Chronicle.

The cheeseburger combo comes with a special sauce. Not sure what this was, but it dripped white onto my fingers so I think it must be a mayonaise based ingredient. At first sight the burger itself is not that big, like a fat hockey puck, but rest assured, once it is deep in the belly it will begin to expand to at least four times its size. The cheese is nice and gooey causing the thin patty to slide about requiring lots of fingers and napkins to keep it all together. Fried Ed enjoys a nice thin patty because he does not have to expend as much energy chewing and can get to the next bite quicker.

The fries are thin with no seasoning. Fried Ed enjoys putting three together, folding them and diping them into the ketchup. This complex process allows the fries to be eaten faster, which is fun. The Dr. Pepper is good and perfect size, not one of those massive drinks that fills you up before you even get your food.

Ratings:
Fried Ed
Burger: 85
Fries: 78
Average Score of Hot Chicks Around: 88
Dr. Pepper: 90
Stomach Feeling One hour after eating: 75

BurgerMatt
Burger: 84
Fries: 68

Will defintely go back for a burger. The hot girl next to us made the experience all the better. We suggest not going through the drive-thru, the women around were hot and more kept coming. Solid debut for our Monday night burger odyssey!